New Bacon-Flavored Condoms Are Already Out of Stock


The food-novelty machine that is J&D’s has released a new product for bacon-lovers who are determined to ruin bacon once and for all for everyone. Bacon condoms, available just in time for April Fool’s Day and suspiciously already out of stock, come in packs of three, loaded with the company’s own “water-based meat-flavored personal lubricant,” baconlube.

Yes, it may sound like a dark, dirty little joke about our cultural obsession with smoked meats, but considering this is the same company that brought us the bacon coffin, it’s probably not a prank.



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