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Tan Mom Wants To Do Porn! Here Are Some Titles For Her

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In case you missed it (or blocked it out), TMZ unearthed a letter that the infamous Tan Mom–a/k/a Patricia Krentcil–sent to a porn company, saying she’s not only hot, she’s hot to trot in an adult film, at least if a very big paycheck is dangled like a tube of Coppertone.

They replied with some excessive nastiness, but if T.M. manages to find another company to bite, not only will the lube budget be rather low–the woman comes pre-shined–but the potential titles are a riot.

Warm Leatherette

Californicatin’ Raisin

The Dark Side of Mooning

Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Hotter Than Hell

Brown and Serve Slut

Melanoman’s Land

Tan and a Half