You got your housewares to the left, you’ll find your appliqued sweater upstairs, and all the plastic flowers are way in the back. But what’s this?
Some special offer in the bathroom?
An employee turning tricks he ensnared from Craig’s List? The same guy who offered money to guys who’d hook up with him in a public library?
And a lot of people are suddenly interested in hiking up to this upstate Walmart.
For the appliqued sweaters.
Thanks to Christian Freedom for the tip.