Or something like that.
This came in from my inside source at Showgirls! The Musical!, which is coming to a gay club near you.
“Rena Riffel (who played Penny/Hope in Showgirls) has been hired to make her off-Broadway debut in NYC playing the role that made her famous in a musical adaptation of the movie.
“And guess what? She can’t even fucking afford to get to town! Well, she’s released an Indiegogo to ask for money from her adoring Showgirls fans!
“ONE OF THE PERKS IS MARRYING HER IN LAS VEGAS.”
And I’m guessing there’s some underwater action involved too.