Happy Anniversary, Susanne Bartsch


At her weekly party with singer Joey Arias at the Soho Grand, promoter/hostess extraordinaire Susanne Bartsch elegantly announced, “Happy anniversary to me! It’s the one-year anniversary of my tits.”

Afterwards, I cornered her to specify just what she meant–I’m slow school–and the Swiss miss explained, “I had them lifted a year ago.”

They don’t look a day older than 11 months!