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Man Rappels Down Brooklyn Bridge and Into Greatness

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There are few ways to spend the Fourth of July better than climbing down a bridge and provoking a citywide manhunt. ABC New York reports that the man who rappelled down the Brooklyn Bridge is still on the lam. To which I say: Fly, bridge-conquerer. Fly.

So who is this mysterious urban mountain man? A commenter proposes a worthy hypothesis:

On the off chance that it is not Peter Parker freaking out, and you know who the culprit is, the Voice would like to hear from you.

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