Important Life Advice from Tyler, the Creator

Many celebrities take to the streets of Twitter on a daily basis to bless the world with their unfiltered opinions, ideas, and Instagram photos. But none handle the task of advising the masses quite as eloquently and effectively as Odd Future’s Tyler, the Creator. Check out the life lessons he has rolled out to his 1.8 million Twitter followers over the past month.

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YEA NEW FRIENDS. IDK WHY DRAKE SAID NO TO THAT THAT BUT DUDE NEW FRIENDS CAN MEAN NEW MONEY

— Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) July 2, 2013

Jobs and success won’t make you money–new friends will. If Tyler is right, Drake is in trouble.

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— Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) June 29, 2013

The best way to release stress is to pound it out on the keyboard.

play this smart. you are smarter than them. i am typing this to myself.

— Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) June 28, 2013

Tweets to oneself are more effective than sticky-notes to oneself.

BET AWARDS IS IN LA SO CAN MY FRINDS BE SAFE CAUSE YOU KNOW HOW STUPID NIGGAS BE SHOOTING PEOPLE AND BUYING LEATHER AND SHIT

— Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) June 28, 2013

Everyone should be aware and vigilant against gun violence.

OMG TYLER SHUT THE FUCK UP

— Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) June 28, 2013

At times, silence is golden.

ARE THESE FAGGOTS STILL POPPIN MOLLIES OMG

— Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) June 27, 2013

Now that Miley Cyrus does it, it’s time for us all to stop.

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i might break everything in this room and pay for it whatever it will give me something to do for 2 minutes

— Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) June 26, 2013

An occupied mind is always preferable to an idle one, regardless of the cost.

FINDING A WAFFLE WITH SYRUP IS NOT POSSIBLE. I DREAM ABOUT CEREALS. TRY EXPLAINING WHAT LEMONADE IS TO A GROWN LADY. EUROPE IS WILD HAHA

— Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) June 22, 2013

Europe is wild.

IM STILL GONNA USE VINE CAUSE STUPID INSTA BE BANNING PEOPLE CAUSE FUCKING KIDS BE ON THERE FUCK THAT

— Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) June 20, 2013

Sometimes being a hipster about things has it’s economic value.

BLACK PEOPLE LOVE GETTING OFFENED, ITS LIKE NATURE. EVERYONE IS SENSITIVE THO. ITS WILD.

— Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) June 18, 2013

Human emotions are as delicate as the tiniest flower.

I MADE THREE ALBUMS CRYING ABOUT NOT HAVING A DAD SO TODAY IS AWESOME CAUSE I JUST LOOK AT SHIT I BOUGHT TO FILL THE VOID

— Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) June 16, 2013

Material goods have the potential to fill the largest of emotional holes.

I KINDA DONT TRUST PEOPLE WHO DONT HAVE IPHONES BY CHOICE

— Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) June 15, 2013

Everyone else is in on it with the NSA.

DOESNT IT MAKE YOU FEEL STUPID WATCHING ALL YOUR FRIENDS GRADUATE AND YOU ARE A SUPER SENIOR WHO COULDNT TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUS YOU DUMB FUCK

— Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) June 14, 2013

Education is the key to success.

SO SAD KANGAROOS ARE GETTING KILLED BUT THESE FEMALES ARE TRYING TO GET ME KICKED OUT OF THIS COUNTRY CAUSE I PROMOTE VIOLENCE OH MAN

— Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) June 6, 2013

Australia is a country of hypocrisy and hate crimes.

Hey, The World Is Yours. Your Imagination Can Take You Where Ever You Want To Go If You Trust Yourself And Go 110%. Trust My Words.

— Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) June 11, 2013

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