Seeing as how Internet weirdos are Weiner’s only remaining constituency, it’s only fitting that one of them comes to his aid One man, going by the handle thepimpmunk, has taken to YouTube to deliver a stirring speech in his defense.
Behold, the glory of his word:
You know what? everybody’s obsessed with this man’s dick! And it’s because of his last name! It really is. If his name was Anthony Johnson, nobody would give a shit.
Well, uh, ha. But still:
Not now, maybe, but later on in the future. When the young generation of today becomes the Congress and the senators and the mayors and the governors, I guarantee you, 88 percent of them sumbitches done shown their nakedness on they phone. So you better get used to it. It’s not a big deal.
Preach, brother. Preach.
This guy is offering the best insight we’ve seen since the start of Weinergate Part II. So watch the 2-minute clip below if you want to learn something. And like I always say: Received wisdom is only wisdom if it comes from a guy who sounds like Foghorn Leghorn.
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