A reader took a picture of a man standing in Union Square last night holding a sign reading “Anthony Weiner AKA Carlos Danger is #1.” No. 1 in relation to what, you might ask? Oh, I get it. It’s a metaphor.
He’s still No. 1 in our hearts. Or what’s left of our hearts, since mine withered away somewhere between Eliot Spitzer’s admission that he doesn’t wear black socks during sex and Kristin Davis’s arrest for selling Adderall with less style than a middle-school dealer.
At any rate, it’s good to know that men who shop at Trader Joe’s forgive.
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