Your bra doesn’t fit right, and that’s because you’re a civilian. But the ladies of the Town Shop are soldiers in the Breast Army, ready to size you up with a single pass of the eyeballs. This is real, old-school, literally hands-on lingerie fitting, where you and your salesperson will scrunch up together in one of their curtained stalls and figure out exactly what you need to cure your case of mono-boob or the red lines cutting into your shoulders. Whatever’s ailing you, and whatever weird half-size your tits desire, they’ll find it. Everyone leaves the Town Shop appropriately hoisted, padded, and separated, thanks to the fearless staff, and for that, we salute them.