As any good New Yorker will tell you, it’s not the holidays without a naughty Christmas drag show on your calendar — and, as always, there are plenty to choose from. Tonight, Jinkx Monsoon (a winner of RuPaul’s Drag Race) and her sidekick, Major Scales, present UnWrapped (December 7–10), a bawdy holiday revue in which “two boozy and bitter queens” have their way with the season’s hits. Other shows (all happening at the Laurie Beechman Theater) include Distorted Kristmess with Dallas DuBois and “her merry band of drag stars” (through December 20), A Very Cougar Christmas with the fabulous Pandora Boxx and Sherry Vine (December 12 and 17), Happy Birthday Jesus with Drag Race favorite Alaska (December 13–15), and the acid-tongued Jackie Beat in her 15th annual holiday show, O Holy Hell (December 14 and 15).

Mondays-Sundays, 7 p.m. Starts: Dec. 7. Continues through Dec. 20, 2013