#AskRKelly Backfires Mightily on Twitter

Yesterday, in what turned out to be a (NO SHIT!?) dunderheaded PR move, the intellectual stalwarts running the R. Kelly Twitter account (remember, Kelly is illiterate) decided it would be a good idea to start a hashtag game called #AskRKelly. The results were as disastrous as you’d expect they might’ve been, with the added awful bonus no one asked for of CNN anchors laughing at tweets referencing statutory rape. We sifted through the rubble of the Twitter aftermath. It’s a shame Kelly can’t read these.

Update: He still wants your questions!

See also: R. Kelly’s Black Panties, Reviewed Using Baby Animal GIFs

I want all my fans and everyone out there to know that this is REALLY me answering your questions, so fire away #AskRKelly #BlackPanties

— R. Kelly (@rkelly) December 10, 2013

#askrkelly Next time “your mind is telling you nooooo.” Will you LISTEN?

— E. Smith (@E2Tha) December 12, 2013

“@strongarm4: #AskRKelly on a scale of blue ivy to willow smith what’s the oldest female you would date?”

— Bad Gal Zintle (@EmpressSkits) December 12, 2013

So R. Kelly only answered 16 questions from his from his #askRkelly. The perv really don’t do nothing over 18

— Dnice (@ILLBEATS215) December 12, 2013

“Is your nightstand full of Judy Bloom books?” #AskRKelly

— ❤Tai❤ (@M0reThanAWoman) December 12, 2013

Who peed on who? And wheres the “R”? #AskRKelly #AskKelly

— K I L J A N O (@kiljano) December 12, 2013

I want to #AskRKelly, Mr. @rkelly, what was ur half a century old self thinking, starting this #? You shoulda stayed in the closet bruh!

— OvieAgain! (@ItsOvieAgain) December 12, 2013

@rkelly Yo, they said you wanted to title the album after your two favorite things…
“Black Panties & Prepubescent Girls”
True?
#AskRKelly

— Shambles D. Clown (@ShamblesDClown) December 12, 2013

LMAO but where’s chill guys? RT @MrDetroitTycoon: yo Kellz what’s better… An 18 year old or two 9 year olds??? #AskRKelly

— ThembAwesome!!! (@Themb_C) December 12, 2013

I’d like to #AskRKelly will you ever ask the public to #AskRKelly on twitter again?

— DJRhude (@DJRhude) December 12, 2013

#AskRKelly You still pissing on little kids and shit?

— Matt Dat Kat (@MDK96) December 12, 2013

#AskRKelly now that Twitter and IG have DM pics, which child celebrity are you DMing?

— Fuck Seattle (Beard) (@WinkWestwood) December 12, 2013

:”D R. Kelly has fallen, he has fallen maan! Even I don’t support this garbage, he was bound to be roasted #AskRKelly

— Kagiso Mutlaneng (@MajestyKagiso) December 12, 2013

I heard your new album was trash. #AskRkelly

— theo moore (@mananimal111) December 12, 2013

I wonder if we could get the #Mandelainterpreter to interpret #AskRKelly next.

— Kevin Cochran (@automatics1im) December 12, 2013

nigga ain’t you #50 ??? why YOU #mindlessbehavior & @justinbieber got the same #outfits n yall #wardrobe #AskRKelly ????? @rkelly

— IG IMWITDASHITBITCH (@JOCdaGOD) December 12, 2013

Brother Robert truly didnt think #AskRKelly through. People never forget embarrassing headlines

— Will Jarmon (@BruhDream) December 12, 2013

Have you ever shittttdd on a bitch???.. Biggie talked about it on his album I’m just wondering #AskRKelly

— IG IMWITDASHITBITCH (@JOCdaGOD) December 12, 2013

What do i do if she don’t show me a id #AskRKelly

— IG IMWITDASHITBITCH (@JOCdaGOD) December 12, 2013

At what age did you start pissing on people #AskRKelly

— IG IMWITDASHITBITCH (@JOCdaGOD) December 12, 2013

On a scale from 1 to 10, how old is your girlfriend? #AskRKelly

— Bart Kalisvaart (@Kalisvaart) December 12, 2013

They should of cut his “meat meat” off, really 12-13 yr old girls smh you couldnt sastifi a GROWNWOMEN?? #AskRKelly

— DAT DUDE (@DATDUDE1407) December 12, 2013

Hey @rkelly what other songs do you listen too besides #spicegirls when you pee on under aged girls. #AskRKelly

— Matthew ming (@Mattyming83) December 12, 2013

#RapeCulture=men repeatedly pay gag-order settlements to young girls they abuse/then affect an “open questions” policy on twitter #AskRKelly

— Aya de Leon (@AyadeLeon) December 12, 2013

And the hits keep coming.

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