Welcome to 2014, the year you’ll finally make good on all of those New Year’s resolutions to quit drinking so much, end your gout-inducing diet, and do a sit-up or two on occasion — but not until after your hangover is gone. So in the meantime, pull your head off of whatever pillow (floor…bathtub ledge…) you find it on and get yourself a cure for the booze hat, stat. Prospect of wandering the neighborhood seem grim? You poor thing — that’s why we’ve mapped a city’s worth of bloody marys and hangover-busting meals for you. To a great year!