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Holy Ship!!! 2014 in Animated GIF!!!

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Have you ever seen a gingerbread man with no arms do the shimmy? What about two sharks going at it in shallow water? Seriously, who doesn’t want to see a drunk dude having the time of his life, only to fall flat on his ass?

It’s the simple things in life that bring the greatest joy. And luckily for LOLs, the party people of Holy Ship!!! 2014 had some weird, sexy, messy moves.

We dug through the collective footage of the entire Ship Fam universe to find the best and most hysterical dance moves the festival had to offer. Did you make the cut?

See also: Holy Ship!!! 2014’s 10 Craziest Raver Costumes


Courtesy of Taylor Spoon

Now Do the Sharkie Shake
Holy great white, these two were really going at it on the private island.

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Courtesy of James Campbell

Bro Love Breakdown
Grab your homie, dosey doe, spin him ’round and – Oh, shit!

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Courtesy of Felicity Murray

Discorama
Did this boogie fiend just discover the best batch of Red Bull ever or what?

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Courtesy of Denis McMahon

Bro Point
His favorite part of the song is the drop that goes pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.

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Courtesy of Denis McMahon

Assquake
We’re dizzy just watching this, but we can’t look away.

See also: Holy Ship!!! 2014 Superlatives: Drunkest Raver, Most Ratchet Dancer, and More!

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Courtesy of Yanki Colon

Cluck-Cluck Hustle
Don’t mind him, he’s just a chicken-headed fool.

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Courtesy Yanki Colon

Turtle Slip ‘n Slide
Giant marine reptiles are perfect props for beach games. Just watch out for the salmonella.

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Courtesy of Mark Kincaid

Blow Up Banger
When you can’t find a dancing partner, inflate one.

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Courtesy of Roberto Fernandez

Gingerbread Grind
Seriously, though, this is one of the most bizarre things we’ve ever seen.

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Courtesy of Mark Kincaid

DJ Bro-Out Arm Wave
Awww, they all love each other. Even superstar jocks aren’t ashamed to get a lil’ touchy-feely. Don’t hold back!

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