Happy Birthday to Rihanna! The sexpot singer turned 26 last week. What’s more, she smokes pot and quotes Bible verses! Why? Because, f**k you, that’s why! You don’t know her. Only god can judge. So here she is, sticking out her metaphorical tongue to the media dares to judge her. You aren’t worthy. Sincerely, Rihanna.
Illustrated quotation above via elleuk.com.
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