In this week in film, there’s nymphos, dirty cops, puppets, and muppets. Isn’t the world a magical place? While the genitalia in Nymphomaniac is actually those of body doubles (with poetically porny names like Elvira Friis), in Maladies we have James Franco playing a “distant simulacrum of the performer himself” which boosts the authenticity rating up a half notch. And if you were ever creeped out by the Muppets, you may want to avert your eyes from The Missing Picture. Unless, of course, you were curious.