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Ultra 2014’s 25 Best Bass Faces

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Miami’s Ultra Music Festival is nothing if not gnarly. The beats are gnarly, the people are gnarly, the portable toilets are gnarly. It’s stank-face city, bro.

But even more than the sight of no toilet paper, it’s those dirty beats — dutch, dub, or otherwise — that make us twist our faces.

Because we love a good drop as much as the next fiend, we’re paying homage to all of Ultra Music Festival’s magical moments with a series of epic bass face pics.

See also: [PHOTOS] Ultra Music Festival 2014 Day One


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This must have only been a half-drop, because we’re only seeing half a tongue.


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These beats make Chief Wampum into ugly beast.


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Shocked, excited, confused, afraid, bassssss


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Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.


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Couples who bass together, face together. Or something.

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We asked him to do his best impression of a snake unhinging its jaw.


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Feels good, bro. Feeeeeels gooooood.


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Here’s this dude lookin’ not unlike an overly caffeinated gerbil.


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The official face of every Florida State fan.


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Make sure you don’t miss the guy behind him.

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For all my ladies, this is how we get buck wild.


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Miley Cyrus ain’t got nothin’ on this crowd.


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A bitch with bite is always tight.


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This motherfucker right here, tho.


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Hey, guuurl … When can we smoke your headband?.

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Chick so cool she coulda walked out of a White Snake video.


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This is actually the most accurate depiction of the average fan at UMF you’ll ever see.


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But what does she do with all three of those tongue piercings?


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No doubt, this dude is always the life of the party.


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Her der, tern dern fer wert?

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He’s too bassed to actually look excited anymore.


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Captain PLUR sailing the ragin’ high seas of sound waves.


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Nice hair. Better tongue.


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A very bassed bromance.


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Pretty sure our brains are broken.

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