Ever wonder “how Charlie Brown became a man” or where Shari’s other hand was all that time? No, of course you don’t, and neither do we, but these…um…imaginative people do, and they’ve made it into a stage show equal parts hilarious and bizarre. Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction is hosted by its creator, Bryan Cook, and podcast out of L.A.’s Nerdist Theater. Now on tour, the show rounds up sultry and pop-culture-savvy comedians from each locale to pit their smut-making skills against one another and ruin your favorite shows, books, and movies for all time. Fanfic fodder can come pre-prepared or at the suggestion of audience members, so bring your fantasy ships to shore for tonight’s dream-weavers: Carmen Lynch of Last Comic Standing, Giulia Rozzi of Chelsea Lately, Emma Willmann — a hit at this year’s New York Comedy Festival — and more.

Sun., Dec. 28, 8 p.m., 2014