Every New Yorker’s icy nightmare and every urban pony’s winter fantasy were simultaneously realized this morning on Staten Island, when two ponies escaped their living quarters and ran like the exquisite, snow-dusted creatures of God they most certainly are.
— NYPD Special Ops (@NYPDSpecialops) March 14, 2017
Ponies don’t take the subway, so they cared not about service changes or frozen MetroNorth kiosks (their hooves aren’t useful on touch screens anyway). Ponies don’t go to school either, so their freedom isn’t judged against some science project or pop quiz — it is woven into every fiber of their sleet-kissed manes.
NYPD spokesman Sergeant Lee Jones tells us that a few minutes before 10 a.m. police responded to a 911 call of “two small horses running loose at Richmond Avenue and Hylan Boulevard.”
By the time a patrol car responded, an off-duty officer on his way to work had used a tow strap to hitch the ponies to a lamppost. The ponies were uninjured and were returned to their owner, who lived nearby.
— Bree Driscoll (@BreeDriscoll) March 14, 2017
*** UPDATE : Ponies have been captured !!***
10:23 on Richmond and Hylan
PONIES SPOTTED ON HYLAN & PRESTON, STATEN ISLAND!!! ***
Ponies are legal to keep as pets in New York City, but we asked Sergeant Jones if the owners had received a citation for allowing them to escape.
“It wasn’t intentional, their door came open because of the wind,” he responded.
Ponies in the wind, indeed.
the owner of the Staten Island Snow Ponies® … was imprisoned … for using the mob … to extort … Steven Seagalhttps://t.co/s4Vp0FaWYA
— Rachel H. Smith (@rachelholliday) March 15, 2017