Anyone Want To Sublet To Mary Ann From Gilligan’s Island?

Yes, Dawn Wells is coming to town to do the show Love, Loss, and What I Wore, and she needs a place to stay.

Not for just a three-hour tour — for a few months.

A friend in the know tells me that Dawn would like the pad to be in the West 40s area, near the theater she’ll be performing at.

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And she’d prefer to have the place to herself, so a sublet would be a good idea, or maybe a barter or swap arrangement.

Her budget: $1,500 per month.

You can let me know at musto@villagevoice.com.

Serious respondents only.

Come on, you can dine off this for years!

And next up, I might have a Munster or two for you to take care of.