Downtown darling and musical artist/promoter/DJ Cazwell is on his way to superstardom with his song “I Seen Beyonce At Burger King,” the video for which has drawn 650,000-plus hits on YouTube and counting. Take a cholesterol-filled bite and see if you believe that Beyonce was really shoving two cheeseburgers, onion rings, a chocolate shake, fries, chicken strips, and apple pie down her velvety throat and then asking Cazwell to cover for the dough to pay for it.
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More important than whether this scenario reeks of documentary realness, though, is the fact that the clip (also starring Jonny Makeup) is funny, bouncy, and quite droll. I can’t knock one particular exchange out of my little head: “She was eatin’.” “She was what?” “She was eatin’.” “Oh.”
If she WAS eatin’, I had no idea that when Beyonce sings “Put a ring on it,” what she really means is an ONION ring!