Come on, tell me your most unspeakably mundane thoughts and actions du jour.

Lavish me with things so banal and uneventful, you wouldn’t even put them in a diary.

It’ll make me feel more exciting, and besides, It’ll fuck with the people at datalounge, who’ve long had the same thread going on.

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I’ll tell you mine:

I just made a smoothie with crushed ice, a pear, and some flavored water.

One of my flip-flops recently fell apart while I was walking.

Oh, and I think it’s about time I go for a dental checkup.

You?