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Five Most Pathetic Foodies on the Maury Show

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Long the champion of the obsessed, confused, diseased, and downtrodden, Maury Povich’s show has showcased some of the stranger aspects of life in these United States — while he comforted the injured and abused with a creepy arm around the shoulder and soothing words delivered in the voice of a strangler. Here, inspired by a piece on holytaco.com, are screen shots of five foodie nightmares.

Bob would commit assault for a bologna sandwich.
Bob would commit assault for a bologna sandwich.
That's probably Maury in the chicken suit.
That’s probably Maury in the chicken suit.
Michael made a big mistake hiding his lover's tooth under the pillow, hoping the tooth fairy would leave a quarter.
Michael made a big mistake hiding his lover’s tooth under the pillow, hoping the tooth fairy would leave a quarter.
These gals are fearful of pickles (left) and mustard (right).
These gals are fearful of pickles (left) and mustard (right).

Thanks to Lauren Otis for the link!

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