What’s the male equivalent of a cougar? A dirty letch?
Whatever the case, 84-year-old Playboy founder Hugh Hefner just tweeted his Christmas Eve engagement to Crystal Harris, December 2009’s Playmate of the Month.
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She’s 60 years his junior and her body parts stay up at all times.
“When I gave Crystal the ring,” quoth Hef, “she burst into tears. This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory.”
Should we throw rice or Metamucil?