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Welcome to the Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: Best Of Both Worlds Concert Chatroom Featuring Special Guests the Jonas Brothers Who Went Up a Hill and Came Down a Mountain in Disney Digital 3-D!
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 | MileyCoyote: HAY EVERYBODY HOW Y’ALL FEELIN TONIGHT!?! |
 | ScreamingKids: AAAAH AAAAAH AAAAAAAAH AAAAAH AAAAAAH |
| | MileyCoyote: WHO HERE LIKES FRIENDSHIP? |
| | ScreamingKids: AAAAAH |
| | MileyCoyote: I LIKE FRIENDSHIP TRUE, I HAVE TRUE FRIENDS, HERE IS A SONG I WROTE ABOUT IT WANT TO HEAR IT HERE IT GOES |
| | ScreamingKids: AAAAAH SHE’S JUST LIKE US |
| | MileyCoyote: AY YAI YAI OH AY YAI YIIIIIIIII |
 | JonasJoplin: /points walking stick toward camera |
 | SaulJonas: /throws tomatoes at screen |
 | Joenas: /haha wait what the fuck is wrong with this guy |
| | MileyCoyote: WHOA WHOA BEST FRIENDS |
| | ScreamingKids: /EXPLODE |
| | MileyCoyote: THANKS EVERYBODY! I LOVE YOU ALL YOU ARE ALL SO GREAT! ESPECIALLY… /points finger at screen in THREE DEEEE YOUUUUU |
| **Online Host**
A Hannah Montana graphic spins in place for several minutes
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| | MileyCoyote: /emerges from disco ball wearing slightly different wig |
| | ScreamingKids: who is this supposed to be? |
| | ScreamingKids: THAT’S STILL HANNAH MONTANA OH GOD SUGAR HONEY ICE TEA |
| | MileyCoyote: Ssssh! No one can know my terrible secret! |
| | MileyCoyote: UP NEXT IS A SONG ABOUT THE DICHOTOMY OF MAN |
| | MileyCoyote: AND FURTHERMORE ABOUT HOW I AM A NORMAL GIRL YET A POP STAR AT THE SAME TIME BUT DON’T TELL ANYBODY OKAY? |
| | ScreamingKids: WE ARE ALL FIVE WE DON’T KNOW WHAT WORDS MEAN JUST SING THE SONGS |
| | MileyCoyote: /is suddenly surrounded by multiracial 19 year olds WHOA WHOA YEAH |
| | JonasJoplin: /executes worst possible David Lee Roth jumpkick |
| | SaulJonas: /plays guitar
/bounces in a circle like he saw Pete Wentz do once on episode of Cribs |
| | Joenas: /<<–no seriously look at this guy |
| | MileyCoyote: MMMHM YEAH YEAH LISTENING TO YOUR PARENTS |
| | ScreamingKids: /have religious experience |
| | MileyCoyote: /sucks in stomach
/pouts lips
/opens eyes as wide as possible/holds camera two feet above head |
| **Online Host**
MileyCoyote has taken a sincere MySpace photo (of her nipple).
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| | ScreamingKids: /are sent on a 20-year journey of sexual discovery that ends with an unwanted pregnancy and at least two tours in the Army |
| | JonasJoplin: /makes 30 million dollars for Disney |
| | PaulJonas: /is blinded by the light of God during a trip to Damascus |
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Joenas: /kicks own ass