| **OnlineHost** Welcome to Sean Kingston’s Travel Service Chat! |
 | KingstonZissou: YO!! WHAT A GWANN!!!! HO!!! SEAN KINGSTON!!! J.R.!!!!! |
 | Shorty: Sean honey I need you to stop shouting declaratively for a second and help me finalize these vacation plans. |
| | Shorty: Do you have any ideas? Where are you going to take me? |
| | KingstonZissou: we could go to the tropics, sip piña coladas, shordy I could dake you dere |
| | Shorty: Hey, that sounds pretty nice! A beach vacation! |
| | KingstonZissou: or we can go to the slums where killers get hung, shordy I could dake you dere |
| | Shorty: uh, what |
| | KingstonZissou: you know I could dake yaaaa |
| | Shorty: I do not want to go where killers get hung for vacation |
| | KingstonZissou: Babe it’s up to you, it’s whatever you like I’m known in the ghetto |
| | Shorty: the ghetto where they kill killers you mean |
| | KingstonZissou: Baby girl I know it’s rough but come wit me, we can dake a trip to da hood, it’s no problem girl it’s my city
I could dake you dere |
| | KingstonZissou: these are Jamaican hoods of course so they differ significantly from your common American hood |
| | KingstonZissou: Little kid wit guns only 15 roamin’ the streets up to no good.
When gun shots just watch us, run quickly,
I could show you where |
| | KingstonZissou: in fact I’ve got a map which spotlights a lot of great places to quickly run when the 15 year olds start firing at us |
| | KingstonZissou: or, I mean, we could go to paradise if that is more of the fun day out you are looking for |
| | Shorty: hmm, let me think so the killers, they get hung you say |
| | KingstonZissou: yes absolutely |
| | Shorty: and the 15 year olds will shoot as us indiscriminately if they are not aware of us whilst in the hood, correct |
| | KingstonZissou: yes but I am a celebrity so they will probably not shoot me, or you by proxy |
| | Shorty: and if by some chance I do see them kill somebody I will also see them hung |
| | KingstonZissou: almost definitely |
| | Shorty: Ugh, hold on a sec . . . how did you date this guy for so long? |
 | boring_and_natasha: I keep comin’ back to him ’cause I’ll never find a love like this! |
| | Shorty: Really? What causes that, specifically? |
| boring_and_natasha: a unique and cosmically specific bond between people who- no sorry I mean “he was cool back in high school.” that’s as far as I can get into that song without vomiting |
| boring_and_natasha: but if you’re discussing vacations, I recommend the slums for all their great killer hangings |
