Hey, lady!
Get this!
I recently went to see comic legend Jerry Lewis get honored by the SASS Foundation for Medical Research at a Tribeca banquet that mixed solemnity with shtick.
On the way in, a reporter remarked to Jerry that he’d accomplished so much in his career–acting, singing, writing, directing–and wondered, “What’s left for you?’
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Replied Jerry, “I want to be gay!”
He then gestured to all the men standing around him and cracked, “These can be my boyfriends!”
Fantastic.
Jerry can start the ex-straight movement.