No, Timbaland Did Not Try To Commit Suicide

TMZ with the scoop re: a disturbing “possible suicide attempt APB” put out yesterday on Timbaland, reportedly distraught over the theft of his $2 million Jacob & Co. watch. (!!!!?) They found him, the cops talked to him, and “after the evaluation, paramedics determined Timbaland was not a threat to himself and left.” Well, alright. Let us note, as many already have, that today is the 9th anniversary of Aaliyah’s death and hope that that’s the end of that.