Here’s a real pooper scoop.
Yet another homophobic Republican has made the world his proctologist.
Puerto Rico Republican Roberto Arango has explained his butthole-baring head shot on Grindr by saying he’s lost weight and likes to flaunt it.
Yeah, on a gay hookup site???
Oh, by the way, Arango has just resigned, so he’s not only losing weight, he’s losing a job!