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#pitchforkthrillers: Twitter’s Best Titles For The Forthcoming Movie About Pitchfork

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The revelation that a movie about a disgruntled mother wreaking havoc on a blogger who snarked her indie-rocker son—tentatively called Pitchfork—is on the way has (perhaps inevitably) sparked the wonderful hashtag #PitchforkThrillers. What better way to spend a summer Thursday than coming up with witty names for the flick? After the jump, the best of the best.

@SteveKandell gets the ball rolling.
@SteveKandell gets the ball rolling.
@SteveKandell

 

Whatever people say that Brad Pitt is, that's what he's not. Unless they're saying he's psychotic.
Whatever people say that Brad Pitt is, that’s what he’s not. Unless they’re saying he’s psychotic.
@mrdreamNYC

 

Your band is never gonna make it, dude.
Your band is never gonna make it, dude.
@jerocrow

 

Death by falsetto?
Death by falsetto?
@falsebinary

 

See above.
See above.
@faxson

 

<em>So</em> five months ago.
So five months ago.
@jennylsq

 

Cameron Diaz was actually listening to AnCo when she drove off that bridge.
Cameron Diaz was actually listening to AnCo when she drove off that bridge.
@eazyturner

 

Definitely would not want to hear Merrill Garbus howling after she caught/ate someone.
@fuelfriends

 

Carles surrounded by mounds of cocaine and Michelle Pfeiffer? We’d probably see it.
@Jotafrisco

 

Michael Stipe does look like the type of guy who could sneak up on you unsuspectingly.
Michael Stipe does look like the type of guy who could sneak up on you unsuspectingly.
@benschwartzy

 

Try to imagine Tyler, the Creator with Javier Bardem’s haircut…
@thebluehoodiestatus

 

Love will tear your body apart.
Love will tear your body apart.
@brandon_weigel

 

Nick had a lot of good ones.
@rifftrafft

 

Giving an ominous meaning to the term "Shutterbugg."
Giving an ominous meaning to the term “Shutterbugg.”
@unnmbl