Rachel Dratch on Her Red Vibrator, “The Withdrawal Method,” And Her Beautiful Baby

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The woman who shot to fame as SNL‘s depressing Debbie Downer tells me everything in my new humdinger of a column, and it’s only moderately depressing, with a happy ending.

The diminutive funny lady talks about her odd career in comedy, which hit a giant roadbump when she was written out of a big role in a hit show (though she just landed a new one, mercifully enough).

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About her dating horror stories that resulted in tears, anger, and the feeling that she’d been written out of a giant rom-com, especially when a guy who loved horse meat left her high and dry — and via a text yet!

About the stereotypical “bull dyke” roles she was constantly asked to play in crappy comedies.

And about the unexpected life change that brought her fulfillment and joy … and a new book!

It’s so not Debbie Downer.

And along the way, she remembers the incident where she hid her vibrator from Nate Berkus and …

Oh, see for yourself.

Enjoy, bubbies.