The Blind Leading the Fabulous: Five Free Items for You


Y’all have been so sweet to read my blog that I’d like to take you out for fluffernutter sandwiches with special sauce, but instead I’ll just give you an exclusive VIP peak at some of the blind items that will be populating my shockingly delicious column tomorrow. You and only you will get a glance at a handful of these salaciously repugnant tidbits so you’ll have an extra day to skank around the highway (the information one, that is) and try to scare up the answers. K?

And so: Who once generously gave a gentleman something during a charity event for an organization in his late mother’s name? (What he gave, actually, was a blowjob in the bathroom. Ma would have been so proud.) Which young Broadway leading lady has for several years fallen in love with every guy who plays opposite her, even though—or maybe because—it’s always a gay? Which reality star can be seen being fisted by an admirer in a kooky video that’s making the underground rounds? Should we give him a hand? Which beloved Broadway diva was supposedly the girlfriend of grand dame Judith Anderson all those diva years ago? What comic in his 60s concerned onlookers when his speech at a roast last year was punctuated with loud snorts and grandiose nose wiping? Wouldn’t I be crazy to give away any more just now?