So you have to flush away half your toothpaste before boarding while also making sure to dramatically discard your highly dangerous bottle of water, but if you show up carrying a handful of “firecrackers,” you’re escorted right in with bells on?

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So you have to be stripped and humiliated in front of hundreds of people, taking off your belt and shoes and opening every bag and orifice, but if you’re a nutjob who wants to build an explosive on his lap, you’re given a bag of chips and frequent flier miles?

WTF?

More importantly, who will play the fabulous 32-year-old Dutch filmmaker who jumped on the guy and saved the day?

I vote for Christian Bale.