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A sign celebrating the Chinese New Year, 4700, the Year of the Horse, share a light post with a terse parking advisory, "Don't Even Think of Parking Here," in English and Chinese, on Mott Street in New York's Chinatown 12 February, 2002.
AFP PHOTO/Henny Ray ABRAMS FOR USE WITH "US-CHINA-NEW YEAR" BY ANNA-MARIA ECHEVERRIA

AFP PHOTO/Henny Ray ABRAMS FOR USE WITH "US-CHINA-NEW YEAR" BY ANNA-MARIA ECHEVERRIA

That sound you hear is Lou Dobbs’s brain collapsing in on itself.

Mayor Mike Bloomberg is hoping to break New York City’s language barrier (or at least find a way to navigate it). Yesterday, he signed an executive order requiring all city services to be made available in six different languages, the top six non-English languages spoken by New Yorkers. Those would be Spanish, Chinese, Korean, Russian, Italian and French Creole. Executive Order 120 aims to make public documents accessible to those who don’t speak English as their primary language — about 25% of the city’s total population, by the way — and provides both interpretation services and translations of essential government materials.

It’s the first citywide policy of its kind enacted in New York.