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Shaq to Kobe: “Tell Me How My Ass Tastes”

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Though we here at the Voice are not typically terribly fond of TMZ’s work, we would be remiss if we didn’t point you in their direction just this once: Behold former (or long-dormant, at least) superstar rapper Shaquille O’Neal as he regales NYC clubgoers with a two-minute freestyle attacking former teammate/current NBA Finals chump Kobe Bryant. Chorus: “Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes.” Yes. The chorus. This line is repeated several times. People sing along to it.

I don’t know what to say.