Though we here at the Voice are not typically terribly fond of TMZ’s work, we would be remiss if we didn’t point you in their direction just this once: Behold former (or long-dormant, at least) superstar rapper Shaquille O’Neal as he regales NYC clubgoers with a two-minute freestyle attacking former teammate/current NBA Finals chump Kobe Bryant. Chorus: “Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes.” Yes. The chorus. This line is repeated several times. People sing along to it.
I don’t know what to say.
This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on June 23, 2008