Shaq to Kobe: “Tell Me How My Ass Tastes”

Though we here at the Voice are not typically terribly fond of TMZ’s work, we would be remiss if we didn’t point you in their direction just this once: Behold former (or long-dormant, at least) superstar rapper Shaquille O’Neal as he regales NYC clubgoers with a two-minute freestyle attacking former teammate/current NBA Finals chump Kobe Bryant. Chorus: “Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes.” Yes. The chorus. This line is repeated several times. People sing along to it.

I don’t know what to say.