So any association with the aptly named The Dark Knight tends to make you a little bit cuckoo, no? After all, Christian Bale may have pushed his mother, who may have said horrible things about Christian’s wife. Maggie Gyllenhaal says she’s tormented by paparazzi and is so annoyed by the erroneous and evil things written about her that she’ll never look at any of her press again. And of course Heath Ledger is still dead. What next–will Aaron Eckhart turn vicious on a reporter? Oh, he already did that years ago! Will Morgan Freeman assault Broadway with a creaky revival of The Country Girl? Oh, he did that too? Never mind.