Governor David Paterson’s Sex Rumors Prompt Many Questions


New York Governor David Paterson is all riled up over media-fueled rumors that he’s been cheating on the wife and has done lotsa drugs, and I agree it’s probably a smear campaign started by his fellow Democrats who can’t wait for him to step down.

In any case, this story reminds me of an age-old concern of mine: Why do legally blind people always have such hot looking dates?

High-living singer Ray Charles, for example, was always accessorized with extremely attractive women, so how did he know?

Did he feel their faces? (We know he felt their bodies.)

Did he ask around?

Or did he just sense it from their personalities?