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"Maybe if you're lucky — if we're all lucky — Nixon'll just go away before it comes to that. It sure as hell would make me hap­py."

Citizen pressures for impeachment are now forming along three different fronts

“In the impeachment of the President one of the articles charged him with ‘intemperate, inflammatory, and scandalous harangues’ in public addresses, tending to the harm of the government.”

“We all hope the guy is clean,” a Democratic aide said. “For the sake of the country, we hope he's clean. Partisanship disappears very fast in this sort of situation.”

“In answer to your next question, no, I didn't like ‘Miss Saigon.’ ”

“Now polluters are looked upon as ordinary Joes just doing their jobs. In the future, they will be looked upon as swine”