“In fact, we don’t serve soda at all!
We are a speakeasy.
They didn’t have that then!”
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I was actually told all that at a trendy boite the other night, and my jaw dropped so low it hit my three pairs of mismatched socks.
What next?
A Holiday Inn employee telling you, “Here’s your candle. We don’t have electricity. We’re an inn. They didn’t have that then!”?