This week’s column is a blistering attack on all the things I can’t stand about music!
I name all the major names as I go through the current preponderance of illiterate lyrics, inane meldodies, annoying samples, and crafty attempts to chart a record that would never make the top 100 without some dirty tricks.
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Names dropped include the above three moxieish moneymakers, plus Madonna, Gaga, Taylor Swift, and even Celine Dion, for Chrissake.
I also delve into indie rock, clumsy patter, disorienting technology, and overpriced concert tickets for what’s basically a large-screen lipsynch show of flop new material.
So turn off your device and read this column.
If you’re as discerning a listener as I am, it’ll be music to your ears.
Besides, if you don’t read it, I shall scream.