That’s one of the sincere holiday wishes expressed in the tres amusant Christmas card I just got from Caroline’s Comedy Club.
Here are some of the other lovely yuletide hopes that are on the wryly joyful card:
“A proposed gay bar next to the proposed mosque.
“Brett Favre keeping his ball-handling on the field and off his cell phone.
“A military policy of ‘Don’t ask, don’t judge.’
“Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton to ‘Hoover’ up all the bedbugs.
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“Someone to tell Ricky Martin that we already knew.
“A Surgeon General’s warning label on tights: ‘Not to be worn as pants’.
“Christine O’Donnell starring in The Senate Race to Witch Mountain.
“Movies with three-dimensional scripts.”
They had me until that one. That’s just ridiculous!