“Someone to Blow Mel Gibson…Away”

That’s one of the sincere holiday wishes expressed in the tres amusant Christmas card I just got from Caroline’s Comedy Club.

Here are some of the other lovely yuletide hopes that are on the wryly joyful card:

“A proposed gay bar next to the proposed mosque.

Brett Favre keeping his ball-handling on the field and off his cell phone.

“A military policy of ‘Don’t ask, don’t judge.’

Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton to ‘Hoover’ up all the bedbugs.

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“Someone to tell Ricky Martin that we already knew.

“A Surgeon General’s warning label on tights: ‘Not to be worn as pants’.

Christine O’Donnell starring in The Senate Race to Witch Mountain.

“Movies with three-dimensional scripts.”

They had me until that one. That’s just ridiculous!