You know the set-up. 50 Cent’s got 19 bedrooms, 35 bathrooms, and a home-movie theater in his 51.657 square-feet manse. Bret Michaels has a motorcross track, an outdoor pool table, and a “bedazzled” cattle skull in his 10,000 square-feet Arizona lair. Team Robespierre’s Mike House pays $70 a month rent and has rotting crabs in his fridge. Just watch.
Team Robespierre, “88th Precinct” (MP3)
From Everything’s Perfect (2008)
This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on March 4, 2008