Indie Cribz in an East Village Squat: Team Robespierre’s Mike House


You know the set-up. 50 Cent’s got 19 bedrooms, 35 bathrooms, and a home-movie theater in his 51.657 square-feet manse. Bret Michaels has a motorcross track, an outdoor pool table, and a “bedazzled” cattle skull in his 10,000 square-feet Arizona lair. Team Robespierre’s Mike House pays $70 a month rent and has rotting crabs in his fridge. Just watch.

Team Robespierre, “88th Precinct” (MP3)
From Everything’s Perfect (2008)

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