So the biggest non-secret secret of SXSW is that Kanye West is the surprise “special guest” at the Fader Fort on Saturday night. And so some enterprising soul took the time to get these SXSW Fader Fort wristbands–which are free–and try to sell them online. You wait in a line to get them, no badge necessary–sometimes the queue’s 10 minutes, sometimes 45–but they are free. But now you can get them for the sale price of $200! Wish I’d thought of thought of it first.