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Paul Ryan Has Amazing Biceps!


As many had guessed by the ripples under his shirt, Paul Ryan–Mittens’ choice for Vice President–has bulging biceps and looks great with his limbs out.

He’s a devotee of a certain fitness regimen that keeps your body fat low and your muscle tone high.

And this is positively inspiring, but I’m a little bit confused.

Judging from his workout, Ryan is obviously a gay man!

So why does he hate on the gays so much?

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