Tonight Action Bronson shares the stage at House of Vans with soulmate Paul Banks of Interpol for a Complex magazine party billed as “Judgement Night.” We’re not sure if that means Denis Leary and a roving band of thugs will be whipping concert goers with chains, but we do know, if it’s half as fun as Action Bronson’s Twitter account, a good time will surely be had.
See Also:
– Photos: Action Bronson at Public Assembly
– Live: Action Bronson Causes Christmas In August At Music Hall Of Williamsburg
Because he’s the Yogi Berra of the Twitter age, releasing bursts of lyrics, kvetches, brags, and coining aphorisms, several times an hour. Here, broken down by category, are some of the most inspired Tweets of “Bachata Bronson.”
Dancing
– Live: Action Bronson Causes Christmas In August At Music Hall Of Williamsburg
This 320 pound Albanian rapper LOVES to dance.

Advice
Regular Fan Landers over here.

Retweets
Retweets are not endorsements. Except when they are.

Spontaneity
But, as we all know, Twitter is best for miscellaneous absurdity. And no one excels at that quite like Bronsolino:
