We won’t try to sell you on the toilet paper dodgeball game. Or the 19-piece Bollywood-samba-hip-hop brass band, What Cheer? Brigade. Or the sex-piranha stylings of New Orleans sissy bouncer Vockah Redu. Or electro-chill Ghostly International guy Mux Mool. Or the 53-pound, 25-year-old disabled MC and once–Village Voice cover star, Wheelchair Sports Camp’s Kalyn “T-Minus” Heffernan. Or burlesque babe Madge of Honor. Or the glorious reunion of Pennsylvania’s finest white boy satire-rap duo Grand Buffet. Or a drag queen named Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova who goes by “Katya.” Or even the night’s co-headliners, Strange Famous raptivist B. Dolan and indie-rap don Sage Francis. Let’s instead sell you on the fact this is all happening together, for one price of admission, tonight, and it’s called the Church of Love & Ruin. Your life is not more interesting than this.

Sun., July 29, 6:30 p.m., 2012