Missed Connections: Nudist Seeks Nudist for Nude-Ventures (Bonus If You Live Near JFK!)

We stumbled upon this lovely offer in Missed Connections last night, and though it’s more of a hoped-for connection and not actually missed (maybe he’s planning ahead?), we thought we’d draw it to your attention.

After all, as single New York City women, we’re always bemoaning our fate of “no decent guys!” — and yet here’s a gentleman who’s actually willing to take us on a trip and give us some appropriate pampering. With just a few stipulations:

Ladies, let us know how this goes!

*In no way does the Village Voice or Runnin’ Scared actually promote contacting this dude, but we won’t stand in the way of true love or anything.