I recently changed my name to Her Imperial Highness Puddins the Cat, but that didn’t stick very well, so I’m going a whole other linguistic route.
Here are the rules:
Pick a name from the Bible. (You remember the Bible, don’t you? Hello? Hello?)
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Then pick one of the Spice Girls’ names. (You remember the Spice Girls? Hello? Hello?)
Follow that with any dirty word you can think of, with “-berry” attached.
And cap it off with any hyphenate you like, as long as it ends in “Vindaloo.”
I’ve played by those rules and I’ve come up with my scintillating new persona.
I am now officially Judas Baby Dickberry Lipshitz-Vindaloo.
You?