Normel Person

In the gig economy, illnesses get you!

Love may be fleeting, but Prime passwords last forever

Try one on for size

This is what democracy looks like.

And it just keeps getting shittier!

Normel Person’s mortifying walk down memory lane. Names have been changed to protect the innocent and the creep(s).

This Christmas, wear your crushing existential sorrow on your sleeve

Normel Person advises you on the hot-button topics that will spice up your Thanksgiving

Want to perfect your relationship grudges during the holidays? This is the perfect gift!

In the Energy Secretary's foolproof logic, global warming can combat sexual assault