Why the King of Pop Will Moonwalk

Musto skips jury duty and judges the Michael Jackson trial

Michael Jackson and Bubbles by Jeff Koons (1988)
© Jeff Koons; photo: Ben Blackwell/SFMOMA
Michael Jackson and Bubbles by Jeff Koons (1988)

Let's focus only on the ungloved facts and realities, even if former child stars and their accusers don't always remember to do so. Let's not leap on every leaked allegation as gospel truth to cherish and abuse. So there may have been both adult and childrens' fingerprints on the porn mags? Well, I'm sure Jacko and the kids ("Blowhole" and "Doo Doo Head") were just innocently using the rags as coasters for the Jesus juice, OK? (Mighty white stuff of him.) With generous observations like that I probably shouldn't be a juror in this case—just a judge.

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